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  • In The Heights

    In The Heights


    I’m not sure you can walk into this without any prior experience with the show and not think it belongs on Disney channel but... I sadly enjoyed it. They did try to get way too cute with some of the numbers though.

  • First Man

    First Man


    A film that’s become more and more important to me. Every time I finish it I struggle with what’s the acceptable amount of time before I can watch it again. Favorite performance and one of my favorite films in general. Y’all watch it for me jesus

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film is filled to the brim with melancholy optimism that I wasn’t prepared for, and personally found very moving.

    Fear from the Manson murders engulfed the entire country in a time of spiritual rejuvenation, and capped off the 60s, the decade that shaped western culture more than any other period of time ever. Sharon Tate’s tragic murder marked an end to old Hollywood idealism and film makings heyday, but what if it didn’t? What if this tragedy didn’t happen?…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    This movie is fully responsible for my latest panic attack