Terror Toon's vibes are so fucking wrong that It's unbearably scary, literally felt like I was a child being brainwashed by satanic cartoons, on the verge of being molested or sold to a trafficker, unable to pull myself away..
That's an endorsement btw, if you were wondering! Dr Carnage is terrifying!! He freaks me out!!!
Many stand-out scenes to be found here including the DVD-menu music scene and the cop eating a slimy donut that actually has dynamite hidden inside…
Laura Gemser poses seductively with a dead dog she finds on the side of the road, then she poses seductively with some dead Arabian children she finds on the side of a different road, and then finally, she poses on a giant pile of camel shit <3
There's a scene towards the end that I consider to be the single most reaffirming and optimistic scene in all of cinematic history, and I say that with no exaggeration despite this literally…
This is so Australian that every other word is "cunt" or "mate", but the entire film is almost exclusively carried on its grittiness.
It's filthy from the first frame, there's so much blood, spit and puke, and while the movie only has one note, It's played surprisingly well right up to the end.
I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it:
This movie is boring as shit, Carpenter is a hack, and his only truly great movie is Ghosts of Mars!!! So, what now!?!?!?
