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  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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  • Shooting: The Musical

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

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    I don't care what anybody says, Black Christmas 2006 is the definitive campy xmas slasher to watch every year with your loser friends.

    Where would you ever find a slasher that makes every kill as festive as it can while having half the movie lit by Christmas lights like some kind of Kringle Suspiria? Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies is like 97% of the musical score and Michelle Trachtenberg swears a bunch, sorry, it doesn't get more festive than this.

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  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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    It has been six movies and I still have no idea what Voldemort even wants?

    He just shows up sometimes to torment Harry and kill people? Maybe he has a little crush on Harry and doesn't know how to tell him?? 😳

    All the characters in this movie are all hot and steamy for each other and It's honestly really weird! They're all trying to screw each other and everyone wants to sleep with someone's friend or sister and then…

  • Shooting: The Musical

    Shooting: The Musical

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    Sunshine & Rainbows & Jesus!

    I'm in love with the MC tbh he said "we live in a society" without any irony and then made a movie called "High School Shooting: The Musical" which honestly was a great film!!

    Great jokes, great characters, just a really fun movie!! +_+

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