bella

Sad to say that I'll never have the chance to be Ingmar Bergman's muse.

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ½

    i haven’t watched a movie in exactly 2 months to the day because i can’t focus on anything other than the real housewives. can you imagine going from dorinda threatening to kill tinsley to this 2 and a half hour bleak, pointless fucking bore? i won’t be watching another movie until 2021.

  • Barely Lethal

    Barely Lethal

    ½

    i want to fucking kill myself

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  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s necessary to preface this with the fact that I am (or, was) a huge Aronofsky fan. He’s ingenious, and sophisticated and he has this distinct style to his films. Plus, his symbolism and metaphors have always struck a perfectly balanced note in the past. Having loved Black Swan and The Fountain, I’ve been super stoked for mother!. It all seemed right: the concept, the cast, the posters. Everything. The spectacle leading up to its various premieres added to my…

  • The Hustle

    The Hustle

    ★★★★★

    why the fuck y’all taking this so serious as if it isn’t just a fucking fun movie where anne hathaway says the term “good guy” is an OXYMORON. fuck men and anne hathaway please fuck me.