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  • No Country for Old Men
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Clerks

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  • Evil Dead Rise

    ★★

  • The Houses October Built

  • Fear

    ★★½

  • Weird Science

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  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★

    WHERE THE FUCK WAS MY GROOVY LITTLE MAN?????

  • Fear

    Fear

    ★★½

    I do not find Mark Wahlberg attractive. I do not find Mark Wahlberg attractive. I do not find Mark Wahlberg attractive. I do not-

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  • The Importance of Being Earnest

    The Importance of Being Earnest

    ★★★½

    Listen, if Colin Firth got my name tattooed on his ass and looked at me like that I'd probably be pretty willfully ignorant at us being cousins too

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi

    ★★★★★

    Sorry I literally have already made this joke but shout out to Han Solo's slutty little waist he's the real reason I watch these movies