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  • Rabbits

    Rabbits

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A great art film until Jabba the Hutt shows up.

  • Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief

    Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief

    ★★★★

    Tom Cruise is so fucking crazy I love him

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★½

    My favorite part about this movie was winning 10 bucks for maintaining that Johnny Galecki did not play one of the detectives.

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★★

    +1/2 star for the ultimate goth bf

  • Date Night

    Date Night

    ★★★½

    Cannot believe Tina Fey, JB Smoov, Gal Gadot, & Jimmi Simpson were all in the same movie together.

  • Thirteen

    Thirteen

    ★★★½

    Just in time for Mother's Day!

  • Scorpio Rising

    Scorpio Rising

    ★★★½

    Pleasantly surprised by how many cats were in this avant-garde gay biker film.

  • Bright Star

    Bright Star

    ★★½

    cat :)

  • Fast Five

    Fast Five

    ★½

    Fast five more like fast 4ward.

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    If there’s one thing Jordan Peele’s films have thought me, it’s to never go on vacation with my loved ones.

  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★★

    Jules: We’re not lesbians!
    Me: :\

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★½

    A pretty decent movie, but if I wanted to watch a slug crawl on a rose for 2 hours, I’d just go outside.