the perfect movie
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Saltburn 2023
SUPER malicious and mean-spirited yet oddly flimsy and cartoonish? Very little of the story feels organic or got me emotionally. I was pretty put off at each narrative 'turn'; but I laughed a few times and we'll see if it stays in my mind or not...
Right now it's just left a bitter taste in my mouth.
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
A terrific platform for Jason Schwartzman to showcase his various Schwartzmannerisms.
This movie looked like poo but then also Viola Davis with her snakes is a good thing for the world.
You could even say, This movie looks pooey but what can ya doey??
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The Gingerbread Man 1998
A slightly misleading title - I thought Branagh would be gingerbread man!
Honestly, this thing is a laugh a minute.
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Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast 2014
Gruff is the most charismatic neverbeast of his generation