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  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    ★★★

    4 stars for when this was just a crazy space civil war film. 3.5 stars when it is just Clark Kent wandering around Bill Bixby style. 2.5 stars for when Superman actually shows up and fails to save the civilians of Smallville from Zod and company. 1.5 stars for the last 30 minutes when Superman is actively murdering people because he's not bright enough to take the fight to a less populated area. .5 star for Superman being a total…

  • Saving Christmas

    Saving Christmas

    ½

    As I don't need a Christian apologist to reconcile the lack of "ho ho ho's" and candy canes in the Bible to appreciate Christmas or the Bible, I'm not sure how successful this film is. It just ain't for me. But as a sequel to the fever-dream conspiracists of ROOM 237, it's pretty dang entertaining. Also, includes five minutes of white people dancing to hip hop. But I got feels for D'Andre losing Crazy Shirt Fridays.