Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Apocalypse Now
  • The Empire Strikes Back

Recent activity

  • Bad Education


  • Decision to Leave


  • Aftersun


  • TÁR


Recent reviews

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education


    Watched for a class assignment. The paper I have to write for this movie will mostly be written from an academic perspective but I will post it here when I’m done because I intend to have my efforts bear some fruit. Come back in a week.

  • TÁR



    The first great “Literally Me” of the 2020’s.

Popular reviews

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    Love on a Leash


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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

    I guess every generation gets the Gus Van Sant Psycho remake it deserves. I can’t wait for them to reuse every song with either blatant auto tune, overproduced remixing, or a general downgrade in both vocal memorability and dredged up outtakes rejected 25 years ago. I can’t wait for 30 minutes of extraneous padding so the House of Mouse’s overlords can justify taking people’s money a second time (and some subpar extra…