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  Company 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2021 7

  Stephen Sondheim, the man, died today, at the age of 91.

  Stephen Sondheim, the artist, the writer, the composer, is still very much alive. As the endless tributes to him pour out, it becomes so very clear the broad, broad influence and impact this man has had to the world of musical theatre and those who love it.

  Perhaps I'm not the best person to be writing something like this, talking about the immense impact he can have on a…

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  Toy Story 4 2019

  Rewatched 08 Dec 2019 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I don't understand the existence of this movie. Not just the creation of it in spite of an already complete trilogy, but every factor in this movie just doesn't make sense. I don't understand these incarnations of Woody, Buzz, the rest of Bonnie's Toys and Bo Peep, and I don't understand the introduction of Forky, Gabby Gabby, Key & Peele, and Duke Caboom. I don't understand the story beats this movie chose to go with.

  It can't just be for money.…

Recent reviews

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  Joe Pera Helps You Find the Perfect Christmas Tree 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2023

  "You are a weirdo and you made my kids weirdos"
  "You married me."
  "Only because you are so good at sex."

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  Joe Pera Talks You to Sleep 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2023

  I love Gus

Popular reviews

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  The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Sep 2017 17

  Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

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  Greta 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Feb 2019 12

  I NEED this to be a long running series of horror movies. So, to make it easier for Hollywood, I'll come up with titles

  Greta 2: The Greturn
  Greta 3: The Greckoning
  Greta 4: Greta's Got a Brand New Bag
  Greta 5: Gretuation Day
  Greta 6: The Gretables Have Turned
  Greta 7: Gretakes Manhattan
  Greta 8: Greta Works In Gretail