CATS? More like THAT'S a great fucking movie

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This is probably my least favorite of all the Muppet movies I've seen so far. It's good but it just doesn't reach anywhere near the highs of the other films. Throughout the film I just kinda wanted more. More jokes, more emotion, more songs, more cameos.

One thing this film does really really right is just the whole design. This and also The Muppets Take Manhattan are just so gorgeous to look at, especially in terms of the sets and costumes. I love it.

Also, while every Muppet is trans, Miss Piggy and Janice are especially.

This is the first Lars von Trier movie I've seen where I've had nothing negative to say about it. It's just a damn good (if a bit confusing)(though that's not a bad thing) miniseries about a hospital and the weird people who are there and the weird things that happen. It's good! Check it out, especially if you actually like Lars von Trier. If I thought this was great, you might say this is perfect.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl are an expression of Max's bisexuality

When you have the premise of "Domhnall Gleeson tries to kill James Corden", it is a bad idea to not have the film end with Domhnall Gleeson actually killing James Corden. I wanted to see James Corden's rabbit corpse hacked to pieces by an insane Domhnall Gleeson but instead I just got extreme mediocrity. You have failed me yet again, Sony.