• Who Killed Cock Robin?

    Who Killed Cock Robin?

    ★★★½

    This is Mae West's best movie and she's a bird in this.

  • Three Orphan Kittens

    Three Orphan Kittens

    ★★★

    cute kittens do cute kitten things. also, racism.

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★

    I think there must be something wrong with the English dub because I watched the Japanese version in theaters now and suddenly I'm in love with this movie???? I don't get it.

    The best relationship dynamic is forever gonna be big buff sweet husband with small pregnant wife.

  • Freud: The Secret Passion

    Freud: The Secret Passion

    ★★

    BRO WHY CAN'T THESE MOVIES JUST BE GOOD WHY ARE THEY BAD

  • The Damned

    The Damned

    ★★★

    Something about Visconti's filmmaking style just sucks all the life out of what should be very interesting stories for me. I want to be interested, I want to be gripped, I want these two and a half hours to just glide by! but i always feel as though i'm being dragged along rocks just to get through one of his movies.

    i admire the design, i admire the vision, i admire the men, but god it is near impossible to complete these films in one sitting.

  • The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

    The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter

    ★★½

    this movie just needs to be less. less of everything.

  • The Chalk Garden

    The Chalk Garden

    ★★★½

    A fascinating drama, but it feels like there's just something missing. I think if there was a more capable director behind the camera, with more of a vision for this, this could've been something really great.

    When the Old Hollywood Twitter Lesbians find this movie they'll go crazy. I feel like the MILF awards were made for Deborah Kerr in this.

  • Mother Goose Goes Hollywood

    Mother Goose Goes Hollywood

    ★★

    Just an endless parade of references, that might've found some semblance of entertainment were it not also very racist. The best part was Katharine Hepburn as Little Bo-Peep popping up in different segments looking for her sheep (until they made that bit racist too).

  • Hunky and Spunky

    Hunky and Spunky

    ★½

    Just so ugly and horrible

  • Brave Little Tailor

    Brave Little Tailor

    ★★★★

    Heartbreaking: The Worst Character You Know Just Made a Great Short

  • Night of the Coconut

    Night of the Coconut

    ★★★½

    It's a youtube movie, but a very good youtube movie. I love Patrick's videos and I've been very happy to see this finally come out!!

    The best advertisement for Hank's Hammers one could ask for.

  • The Rocketeer

    The Rocketeer

    ★★★

    my favorite characters in this movie

    * clint howard as a waiter
    * margo martindale as the woman who owns the restaurat
    * the guy who says "it's the rocketeer!" at the club
    * jan from the office being a singer at the club