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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

  • All My Friends Hate Me

    ★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    ★★★★½

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  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★

    Who will love you now?

    *Spoilers warning if you even care at this point*

    Not as bad as the last one but The Secrets of Dumbledore still slogs through so much unnecessary world building and backstory for nothing characters. This is the third film in the franchise and it feels like nothing has happened since Newt showed up in New York with a breifcase full of animals.

    The series isn't even really about Newt or the Fantastic Beasts anymore but…

  • All My Friends Hate Me

    All My Friends Hate Me

    ★★★½

    Seems to me like you're never in on the joke

    I'm so glad I don't have any friends.

    All My Friends Hate Me does an amazing job at capturing how awful social interaction truly is, especially when it's with people you haven't seen for a long time.

    Despite having known the people for years, the reality quickly sets in that people's lives continue outside of your immediate perception of them and that people change, or more terrifyingly, you are the…

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  • I Am Jonas

    I Am Jonas

    ★★★

    You don't know it yet, but getting old sucks.
    I do know.

    Young Jonas: I'm shy and nervous <:S

    Old Jonas: that's right, I F U C C

    Also fucking lmao at that random girl who was like "my mom died :(....Anyway I hope we have the same classes this year :)"
    That's right qween, don't let anything stand in the way of your education.

  • Mirage

    Mirage

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Cosmic forces: Ok Vera, time travel is a very tricky and fragile thing, so do you want to live in the timeline where you have a daughter, or live in the timeline where you have a hot boyfriend?

    Vera: Both.

    Cosmic forces: ....That's not how time travel wor-

    Vera: B O T H

    Not a bad film but it unfortunately falls prey to the Hollywood Formula of Storytelling, meaning that the twist is so predictable you call it 30 mins…