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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
Who will love you now?
*Spoilers warning if you even care at this point*
Not as bad as the last one but The Secrets of Dumbledore still slogs through so much unnecessary world building and backstory for nothing characters. This is the third film in the franchise and it feels like nothing has happened since Newt showed up in New York with a breifcase full of animals.
The series isn't even really about Newt or the Fantastic Beasts anymore but…
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All My Friends Hate Me 2021
Seems to me like you're never in on the joke
I'm so glad I don't have any friends.
All My Friends Hate Me does an amazing job at capturing how awful social interaction truly is, especially when it's with people you haven't seen for a long time.
Despite having known the people for years, the reality quickly sets in that people's lives continue outside of your immediate perception of them and that people change, or more terrifyingly, you are the…
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I Am Jonas 2018
You don't know it yet, but getting old sucks.
I do know.Young Jonas: I'm shy and nervous <:S
Old Jonas: that's right, I F U C C
Also fucking lmao at that random girl who was like "my mom died :(....Anyway I hope we have the same classes this year :)"
That's right qween, don't let anything stand in the way of your education. -
