This movie has a scene where a character confesses she’s over 6000 years old to another character who just said he was young and is in high school and then the 6000 year old woman proceeds to kiss the kid on the lips.
And while this is happening Shazam is standing there cracking jokes after witnessing 5 minutes ago people being FUCKING MURDERED BY MONSTERS AND IS DOING NOTHING BUT STANDING THERE AND CRACKING JOKES WHY IS HE JUST STANDING…