• Men

    Men


    Don’t know wether to like this or hate this.
    I adored the way it was shot.
    It was going sorta strong during the first half.
    Then the final 40 minutes come.
    The guy who I asked what he thought of the movie who was in our theatre really summed it up perfectly.
    “It was either really deep or really dumb.”
    I’ll leave it at that.
    I’m gonna need some time for this one.
    This is also by far the most unfcomftrable I’ve ever been in the theatre.
    But yeah.
    Definitely a movie.

  • Ghostland

    Ghostland

    ★★★★

    Seeing this after Deadpool sure was a great experience.
    You can instantly tell this was by the director of Martyrs. 
    Martyrs is of course better but damn this one really really shook me.
    Now the twist will definitely make you enjoy the movie or hate it.
    For me I thought it personally was a good twist.
    But dang it makes things like a billion times more depressing.
    It’s mainly the ending that left me on a pretty shocked note.
    I…

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    ★★★★★

    “Well Terry it sure as shit ain’t sad.”

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    John Carpenter’s music carried.
    The music was heat.
    Everything else was not good.
    But John Carpenter proves he’s still got it.
    Again and again and again.
    Better then Morbius.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    I had a whole long review for this planned but I can sum it up pretty easily.
    Was it the movie advertised to us?
    No.
    Were there some cool reveals?
    Yeah.
    Does Sam Raimi do a good job?
    Of course.
    Does Marvel do a good job?
    They do not deliver what was advertised and fumble the ball pretty hard the full film.
    Take from that what you will.
    No spoilers.
    There’s some cool stuff that gets revealed but I don’t know if I care enough about it to get excited.

  • Unforgiven

    Unforgiven

    ★★★★★

    “Do you know who you shot first?”
    “I can tell you who will be shot last.”

    A classic.
    Deconstructs the western genre beautifully.
    Nothing is justified nothing it’s satisfying it’s just violence displayed as what it is on screen.
    A cycle.
    My favorite line is Clint’s final line which he basically says to the camera.
    “If you try to shoot me I will not only kill you but all of your family and then your friends. So don’t shoot!”
    Sums…

  • Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★★

    “There’s something waiting out there and it ain’t no man.”

    The macho movie.
    The movie.
    No explaining needed.
    A classic that gets better with every rewatch.
    Possibly the most macho ending to a film just in general.
    Arnold at his most macho.
    One of the best final scenes in a film.
    That camera work is also amazing.
    Slowly and steadily ascends my favorite list.
    Only gets better the more you rewatch it.
    A timeless classic.

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

    Great little buddy comedy.
    Not much to say.
    Cage does his thing.
    Just a fun little concept.
    An enjoyable Nic Cage movie.
    Face Off references for days.
    And of course tons of references for days.
    Good stuff.
    Nothing to complain about.
    Good Nick Cage movie.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Round 2

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    I was hyped for this movie.
    But holy shit dude.
    This annihilated my expectations.
    And my expectations were huge.
    Egger’s comes in peak form as usual.
    Three five star movies.
    Egger’s is on a streak.
    But goddamn.
    I have zero words.
    Me and The Legally Blind Critic who I went to see this with were totally silent after the movie.
    We usually talk about movies afterwards but in this case we were both completely silent.
    As good as Everything Everywhere…

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    No words.
    I’ll be seeing this again as many times as I can.
    Sergei Eisenstein would be proud.
    I didn’t expect it to live up to the hype.
    But it did.
    A movie that revels in the fact it can do literally anything.
    This is what movies were made for.
    Instant favorite.

  • Ambulance

    Ambulance

    ★★★★★

    This is the best movie of the year.
    No contest.
    Bay you outdid yourself. 
    A perfect film and a new favorite.
    How did he do this?
    Rewatch just makes this better.