• The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    eliza scanlan always sick in bed 🙄

  • Dating Amber

    Dating Amber


    i'm so over this brand of coming-of-age

  • The Truth

    The Truth


    i wouldn’t be surprised by a US remake with jennifer coolidge

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    i asked my sister at least 30 questions about the plot. literally not a clue what was happening

  • Orphan



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is how you age when you’re unproblematic 😌✨

  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!


    but did you laugh out loud? be honest

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


    oh how fast the evening passes, cleaning up the champagne glasses

  • Frozen II

    Frozen II


    a children’s movie for children

  • Black Panthers

    Black Panthers

    this is available for free on the criterion channel rn btw!

  • Ema



    this movie is so 2017

  • La Strada

    La Strada


    fellini being a ‘great’ director is a conspiracy theory aimed directly against me. you’re all in on it don’t lie

  • Disturbia



    this is so much better than rear window but im keeping that opinion to myself