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  • The Lord of the Rings Collection
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Three Colors: Red
  • Bo Burnham: Inside

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  • Dune

    ★★★★½

  • Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★★

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer."

    Dune is an experiment of sheer willpower on Denis Villeneuve's part. A 2½ hour sci-fi epic, dense in lore and subtext, that is merely the first half of the actual story. This is coming off the heels of Blade Runner 2049's infamous box office returns - the very thing that prevented him from already getting the green-light on a part 2. I dearly hope the experiment pays off.

    While not the finest…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★½

    Armie Hammer didn't even realize he was being filmed, he's just Like That

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  • Middleditch & Schwartz

    Middleditch & Schwartz

    "Don't you wanna be like your old man?"
    "No, I heard you got fucked by a gazelle!"

    Full on tearing up I laughed so hard during all of this

    EDIT: Since this is, for some reason, my most popular review, I'll use it to inform everyone that Middleditch is a total creep and you should not support him! That includes streaming this on Netflix.

  • Grounded: Making The Last of Us

    Grounded: Making The Last of Us

    (The doc is pretty good, but I'm here to talk about The Last of Us Part II - Spoiler Free.)

    Naughty Dog have made the most important pieces of media to myself ever. Uncharted features my favorite fictional character in Nathan Drake, and The Last of Us changed my life. It was one of the fundamental pieces in me wanting to tell stories for a living. I may prefer film to video games as a medium, but those two stories…