Film Club #29
"Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, like mine, have cracks, banana peels, and cigarette butts."
Picking my choice for film club was an intimidating task. I was even more intimidated when I decided to pick one of my all time favorite movies, because I knew that many people would not feel the same way. Although I kept telling myself that it doesn't matter who likes the movie and who hates…
Historians rejoice, we may have many wonders of the world such as the hanging gardens and the collossus of Rhodes; but the goofy goober song is here for us all. Paradise is still reachable.
Sat down to watch this movie with a drink in hand, I don't particularly recommend that.
Yeah it's still balls, but this was fucking boring.
Motherfucking cgi blimps fucking cgi grapes and metaphorical bullshit testicles.
I'll give you a summary of it so you don't have to watch it.
Dancers just one big set of balls
Blimp bitches got testicle table full of grapes, so many grapes
Secret blimp bitches in each blimp steal some grapes
Grapes fall
Grapes make shapes
Dancers copy shape
repeat for 40 minutes
Couldn't even give me some music that doesn't…
