Favorite films

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The House That Jack Built
  • Nashville

Recent activity

  • The Tatami Galaxy


  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


  • Days of Wine and Roses


  • Superhero Movie


Pinned reviews

  • Mary and Max

    Mary and Max


    Film Club #29

    "Everyone's lives are like a very long sidewalk. Some are well paved. Others, like mine, have cracks, banana peels, and cigarette butts."

    Picking my choice for film club was an intimidating task. I was even more intimidated when I decided to pick one of my all time favorite movies, because I knew that many people would not feel the same way. Although I kept telling myself that it doesn't matter who likes the movie and who hates…

Recent reviews

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie


    Historians rejoice, we may have many wonders of the world such as the hanging gardens and the collossus of Rhodes; but the goofy goober song is here for us all. Paradise is still reachable.

  • Days of Wine and Roses

    Days of Wine and Roses


    Sat down to watch this movie with a drink in hand, I don't particularly recommend that.

Popular reviews

  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure


    Thomas and Newt didn't kiss, this is some bullshit.

  • Cremaster 1

    Cremaster 1

    Yeah it's still balls, but this was fucking boring.

    Motherfucking cgi blimps fucking cgi grapes and metaphorical bullshit testicles.

    I'll give you a summary of it so you don't have to watch it.
    Dancers just one big set of balls
    Blimp bitches got testicle table full of grapes, so many grapes
    Secret blimp bitches in each blimp steal some grapes
    Grapes fall
    Grapes make shapes
    Dancers copy shape
    repeat for 40 minutes

    Couldn't even give me some music that doesn't…