Jacob Elijah Tucker

Jacob Elijah Tucker

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  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    ★★★★

    500th Film!

    Can't believe this was the director's debut.

    BOY BOY BOY

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    ★½

    Before I started watching I promised myself I would give the film half a star for each time it made me laugh

    Hmm

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    A wonderful, inspiring film that's centred around being nice to sea-birds, being kind to your elders and the importance of working hard.

    Would definitely watch with your parents, especially if they love cutesy, whimsical films. Boomer grandads will like it for being black and white, and for being just as square as they are!

    If your mum is a Twilight fan, she'll love watching Robert Pattinson masturbate and howl.

    Stands a good chance of being my second ever 10/10 with a few rewatches.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★

    The name ‘Black Philip’ implies the existence of other colours of Philip, none of vvhich are to be found in this major motion picture.