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  • The Harder They Come

    The Harder They Come


    A third 5 chucked willy nilly for one of the big Jamaican movies? Jesus christ any more or this and I'll be getting a few bob marley posters purchased off amazon and speaking like Chet Hanks. Gonna lose me head go Jamaica. Some some zoots. Get dreads, argue that it isn't cultural appropriation and say how Skrillex isn't a cunt that ruined dub and dubstep. I need to be careful.

    Weirdly this one started off as the weaker of the…

  • Rockers



    Great fucking movie. Bicycle Thieves meets 24 hour party people with a whole lot of reggae. Even some big chiefs show up like Burning Spear, Jacob Miller and Gregory Isaacs. Saw they were going to make this in to a documentary. Glad they didn't. Never truly get immersed in those in quite the same way. There isn't the same escapism. It's a pretty boring format at the end of the day. I'll always take the movie. Think I actually take…

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    On my millionth rewatch I was thinking some new things.

    -sand people is mentioned a lot which is quite heavy. Seen they had to rename them. Decided to bev every time they were mentioned. They were mentioned quite a bit it seems.

    -the redone cgi bits haven't aged well. Prefer the practical.

    -these are not the droids we're looking for gets funnier and funnier.

    -that bar is sleazier than ever. Take me there. I also don't care who shot first…

  • Eyes Without a Face

    Eyes Without a Face


    This Freaks the fuck out of me. I've never seen the full movie til now. Just done the heavy scenes before and they're enough to put you off. There's something really terrifying and unnerving about the way this is shot. The black and white raw style. When you see them go to work on that face it's like a fucking snuff movie. For the time it was released some of this is insane. I'm still not even sure if it…