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“You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me... I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)

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  • Heart of a Dog

    Heart of a Dog

    ★★★★

    A tender rumination on life through, and with, the eyes of our bestfriends. 

    Side note: this shows the true power of cinema to everyone. 


    Everyday you hold onto your story more..

  • Run

    Run

    ★★½

    So the movies name is Run but get this, dudes and dudettes, she cant run; she’s been wheelchair bound for years! And the kicker? Well, I won’t spoil it, my guys. 


    Literally a movie built only on a waining level of suspense, unless you’re a fair lass still in your primary levels. 

    So there’s a dog drug that can make someone’s legs not work? Sorry, Dog, that’s a non starter for me.

    This Sarah Paulson is pretty good at her job.

    The set design is incredible and there are moments where the lighting is as well.

    Really just a shit story that’s executed very well.

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  • The Wizard of Oz

    The Wizard of Oz

    ★★★★

    Judy Garland has the best voice in film and tv history.

  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★

    At the end Rick basically tells Laszlo that Ilsa came on to him and, well, the papers he’s about to give him aren’t free —slick Rick always brings the dick— and Laszlo just shakes his hand.