Jacob Suggs

Jacob Suggs

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“Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi.”

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Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • Scream
  • The Lighthouse
  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

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  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★★½

  • Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★★

  • Cloverfield

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

    I just saw The Rise of Skywalker for a fourth time with my parents: it was my favorite time I’ve ever watched a Star Wars movie in the theater.

    When it ended my mom and I were in tears, and I leaned over, hugged her and said, “Thank you for getting me into Star Wars” as the credits rolled.

    Nothing will ever change that moment for me. That moment alone might single-handedly be my favorite moment I’ve ever had in a movie theater.

  • The Country Bears

    The Country Bears

    ★½

    Almost Heaven, Magic Kingdom
    Big Thunder Mountain, Typhoon Lagoon
    Happy Faces, The Happiest Place on Earth
    Not Dead in the Mansion, I Know My Self Worth

    Country Bears, Take Me Home
    To The Walt Where I Belong
    Orlando, Florida
    Beary Bearington
    Take Me Home, Country Bears

    All My Memories, Of Country Bear Hall
    Modest Micky, No Stranger To Capitalism
    Max and Goofy, Living in Toon Town
    Misty Taste of Pandora, Teardrop in James Cameron's Eye
    Country Bears, Take Me Home…

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  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★★½

    This adaptation of Macbeth really hit the spot.

    Have you ever experienced the epic highs and lows of theatre to film adaptations?! Extremely happy to say that this is some incredible filmmaking here. Meant to log this earlier.

    English teachers around the nation would lose their minds over this one, and for great reason. I’m a little biased considering I’ve always loved Macbeth, but this was fantastic.

  • Smiling Friends

    Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

    Now THIS is exactly what I’m going to show people when they ask me what kind of stuff airs on Adult Swim. Some hilarious shit.

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  • 47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    47 Meters Down: Uncaged

    ★½

    Director: “Look, I’ll make your stupid shark movie, but I just want ONE THING.”

    Studio Executive: “And what might that be?”

    Director: “I want a fish to scream directly at the camera.”

    Studio Executive: “...You know fish don’t have lungs, right?”

    Director: “Take it or leave it. That’s my final offer.”

    ...

    *Executives look at each other*

    ...

    Studio Executive: “Just give him the damn fish scream, Kyle.”

  • The Skywalker Legacy

    The Skywalker Legacy

    ★★★★

    When people claim that JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson “ruined” Star Wars and “only care about pushing agendas rather than telling a good, cohesive story,” I can’t recommend these documentaries about the making of the Sequel Trilogy enough as a counterargument.

    Also the part where Adam Driver accidentally hits Daisy Ridley with his lightsaber and muffles “I’m sorry” under the Kylo Ren mask is one of the most unintentionally wholesome things I’ve ever watched.