Jade talks too much🤐☃️🥃

Jade talks too much🤐☃️🥃 Patron

Favorite films

  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Charlie's Angels
  • The Lost Boys
  • Practical Magic

Recent activity

  • Chicken Run


  • Tangerine


  • The Whole Nine Yards


  • Jennifer's Body


Pinned reviews

  • Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage


    Cinematic equivalent of hate-fucking. An offensive assault to the senses.😫 I hate myself for loving it and am embarrassed I came back for another round😳❤️‍🩹. Jason Statham anally penetrates a man with a shotgun.🍑🤢 There's a borderline pornographic sex scene at a race track🏇. It ends with a literal fuck you to the audience.🔥🖕🏻🔥 A truly nasty movie. Why did I like it?🤷‍♀️

  • All Cheerleaders Die

    All Cheerleaders Die


    "Boys be dogs, Girls be bitches. Gangsta!"

    'Jennifer's Body' but gayer!👭🏳️‍🌈📣

    We deserved a sequel with a Mäddy/Leena/Alexis zombie throuple.
    ❤️‍🔥🧟‍♀️🪦That ending is such a tease.
    Why can't I have nice things?! 😫

    Has inspired a new list.

Recent reviews

  • Chicken Run

    Chicken Run


    “All me life flashed before me eyes… It was really borin'!”- Babs🐓

    The kinda movie that makes me want to be a vegetarian🥦. As soon as the movie ends I give up on that idea🤤🍗but whilst it’s on I feel terrible for those poor chickens getting murdered and turned into pies.😭🥧

    I really don’t have much to write that hasn’t been repeated a million times😴. Pretty animation, feminist chickens🐔, a nice dose of English humor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. All that Jazz.👐 You get it! Ginger is a queen.💅🏻

    It’s deeply uncool how excited I am for Dawn Of The Nugget!😬

  • Tangerine



    “Merry Christmas Eve, Bitch.”

    What a pretty looking movie.🌅 I don’t have too much to say but I thought it was very good. Just an entertaining, poignant drama about a day in the life of 2 transgender sex workers🏳️‍⚧️. Creatively shot📱with a beautiful female friendship at the centre.👍

    Kitana Kiki Rodriguez and Mya Taylor should be way bigger stars🤩 because they absolutely killed it.

    A few bits felt a little problematic and I didn’t love every story decision but overall,…

Popular reviews

  • Quiz Lady

    Quiz Lady


    Finally, some rep for older sisters who are the dumb hot mess🥴. They usually write the loser as the youngest sibling.

    This was a really funny & sweet sister road trip comedy🚙💰🐶. I liked that they cast Awkwafina & Sandra Oh against type.😬🤪

    They had fantastic chemistry & the supporting cast was stacked with talent. I wish Will Ferrell hosted a real quiz show.🎤

    Also, Paul Reuben's last role😢. RIP

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    “He was a limp-dick little fuck who cried before I slit his throat.”
    - Sam Carpenter

    Really not a great time to be finishing my Scream series rewatch but oh well. I’m in it now. So let’s go.👻  I liked this more on the rewatch. Mainly because of the third act. Those sisters absolutely killed it. Ortega stabbed that boy through the mouth. What a kill!🫣🩸

    I only fault it because nobody really dies but the Lesbian love interest🏳️‍🌈. I’m…