Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023 9

  Cinematic equivalent of hate-fucking. An offensive assault to the senses.😫 I hate myself for loving it and am embarrassed I came back for another round😳❤️‍🩹. Jason Statham anally penetrates a man with a shotgun.🍑🤢 There's a borderline pornographic sex scene at a race track🏇. It ends with a literal fuck you to the audience.🔥🖕🏻🔥 A truly nasty movie. Why did I like it?🤷‍♀️

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  All Cheerleaders Die 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Nov 2023 12

  "Boys be dogs, Girls be bitches. Gangsta!"

  'Jennifer's Body' but gayer!👭🏳️‍🌈📣

  We deserved a sequel with a Mäddy/Leena/Alexis zombie throuple.
  ❤️‍🔥🧟‍♀️🪦That ending is such a tease.
  Why can't I have nice things?! 😫

  Has inspired a new list.

Recent reviews

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  Chicken Run 2000

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023 19

  “All me life flashed before me eyes… It was really borin'!”- Babs🐓

  The kinda movie that makes me want to be a vegetarian🥦. As soon as the movie ends I give up on that idea🤤🍗but whilst it’s on I feel terrible for those poor chickens getting murdered and turned into pies.😭🥧

  I really don’t have much to write that hasn’t been repeated a million times😴. Pretty animation, feminist chickens🐔, a nice dose of English humor🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. All that Jazz.👐 You get it! Ginger is a queen.💅🏻

  It’s deeply uncool how excited I am for Dawn Of The Nugget!😬

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  Tangerine 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023 2

  “Merry Christmas Eve, Bitch.”

  What a pretty looking movie.🌅 I don’t have too much to say but I thought it was very good. Just an entertaining, poignant drama about a day in the life of 2 transgender sex workers🏳️‍⚧️. Creatively shot📱with a beautiful female friendship at the centre.👍

  Kitana Kiki Rodriguez and Mya Taylor should be way bigger stars🤩 because they absolutely killed it.

  A few bits felt a little problematic and I didn’t love every story decision but overall,…

Popular reviews

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  Quiz Lady 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Nov 2023 2

  Finally, some rep for older sisters who are the dumb hot mess🥴. They usually write the loser as the youngest sibling.

  This was a really funny & sweet sister road trip comedy🚙💰🐶. I liked that they cast Awkwafina & Sandra Oh against type.😬🤪

  They had fantastic chemistry & the supporting cast was stacked with talent. I wish Will Ferrell hosted a real quiz show.🎤

  Also, Paul Reuben's last role😢. RIP

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 Nov 2023 14

  “He was a limp-dick little fuck who cried before I slit his throat.”
  - Sam Carpenter

  Really not a great time to be finishing my Scream series rewatch but oh well. I’m in it now. So let’s go.👻  I liked this more on the rewatch. Mainly because of the third act. Those sisters absolutely killed it. Ortega stabbed that boy through the mouth. What a kill!🫣🩸

  I only fault it because nobody really dies but the Lesbian love interest🏳️‍🌈. I’m…