monet'

leonardo dicaprio.
my reviews aren't good but i try.

Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Her
  • Juno
  • Prisoners

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ★★★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★½

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★

    besides heather being the most annoying person ever, this was just a long episode of alone

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    okay yeah he murdered A LOT of people but damn does he have a good throwing arm

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    i was horny 98% of this whole movie. and if i were a film critic that would be my honest to god review

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★★½

    “confess”
    this film is so beautifully crafted and delivered. it is packed with a phenomenal cast, an intriguing story and vast characters. i absolutely LOVED how the story was told in this film. the way you get a peak at each characters life and it all comes together as one.