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  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Aliens
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Loki

    ★★½

  • Predator 2

    ★★½

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

  • No Sudden Move

    ★★★

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  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★½

    All of these D+ Marvel shows so far could have, and should have, been movies. 

    They are all decent enough, but have a lot of unnecessary fluff and bloat. You could’ve easily removed entire story branches from Loki and it would not have suffered, which is ironic considering the overall point of the TVA. 

    The last episode is 45 mins long for no reason. It’s a conversation that should’ve capped off the penultimate episode, like the epilogue of a movie. …

  • Predator 2

    Predator 2

    ★★½

    Not terrible, but not terribly entertaining either. Danny Glover is supposed to be the bad ass this time around and, well, he’s just Danny Glover. The cast in general is lacking the charisma of the first Predator movie, which had it in spades. 

    Bill Paxton shows up though, and any movie with Bill is a movie worth watching!

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  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    ★½

    Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol? 

    Sooo this may be an unpopular opinion around here, I dunno. But this movie is not very good. 

    There are a few funny bits, particularly the squirrel in the tree (SQUIRRRRELLLLL!!), but mostly this is misogynistic drivel. Clark Griswold is an outdated American male archetype which hasn’t aged well; the Archie Bunker of the late 80s. He’s constantly trying to cheat on his gorgeous and incredibly patient wife, and he obsesses over materialism and…

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    ★★★★

    More of the same, just as fun as the first one.

    Movie trivia! To keep it from leaking, none of the actors knew who the killer was until the last day of shooting. But honestly I’ve seen these movies a bunch of times and I still have trouble remembering who is the killer in each film. I suppose it doesn’t matter, really.