stockton, california. 
i rate anything a 5 star if I genuinely have a great time watching it!

Favorite films

  • Death Proof
  • American Psycho
  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Dazed and Confused

Recent activity

  • Cruel Intentions


  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


  • Thirteen


  • What a Way to Go!


Recent reviews

  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions


    Sebastian was giving CUNT like no one was doing it like him.

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


    I ain’t never seen a lick of Star Wars until last night and let me just say, it was fun seeing all my friends be shocked I never watched it and be so amused by my reactions. Hayden Christensen’s face card was GIVING, you can imagine my dismay at the end of the movie.

Popular reviews

  • A Bronx Tale

    A Bronx Tale


    ugh jane really is THAT bitch. c was wrong she wasn’t “one of the greats” she’s THEE GREAT. he really didn’t deserve her.

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    will not see this in theaters cause I refuse to support ms. wilde and her horrible endeavors but I will watch it illegally on soap2day for florence pugh.