★★★★ Watched 04 Jun, 2017
me, a devoted vegetarian, first half of the movie: I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION IM NEVER EVER EATING MEAT AGAIN EVER
second half: ................ actually
★★★½ Watched 30 Jul, 2016
please hug a donkey today and tell them i'm sorry
★ Watched 22 Mar, 2015 1
1 star for the woman who threw a lobster at Allen's face. It wasn't much, but it was something.
★★ Watched 09 Jan, 2016
Theory: the dying girl didn't die because she was ill, but because she had to spend so much of her precious limited time left on earth with that insufferable guy who wasn't even funny.