Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

NIRVANA - Smells Like Studio Minions

(no spoilers)

Please stay at home, don't bring your friends
No fun at all, it's all pretend
I'm over-bored and non-matured
Oh no, I know some dirty words

fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

Turn the screen off, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
They're so stupid and pretentious.
Here we are now, entertain us

A disaster, a financial
real corruption, there's your money.
THERE! , hey, pay!

A lot of things are blowing up
where is the magic and the fun?
No feel for rhythm and for joy
The story sucks; just sell your toys.

fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

Turn the screen off, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, what's the purpose?
I feel sorry, for George Lucas
All he wanted: entertain us

Money-grabbing, Power-horny
Where's the real shit? This is phony.
Yeah! Pay - day!

And as Disney, we really care
about the fans, come over here
Just sit down there, don't be dull
And We'll just fuck you in the skull

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, IN THE SKULL!
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, IN THE SKULL!
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, IN THE SKULL!
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

With the screen off, it's less painful
Childhood memories, fading now, though
I feel empty and plain awful
Childhood memories, fading now, though

A Sullustan, Tusken Raiders, friendly Wookie, even Ewoks,
A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL, A DENIAL


(original song: https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg)

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