RSS feed for lauren
  • Her Smell

    Her Smell

    ★★★★

    his smell? bad
    her smell? GREAT

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    this is quite possibly the longest and worst scene in vox lux

  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    ★★★

    when donald glover said let the ruling classes tremble at a communistic revolution. the proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. they have a world to win. workingmen of all countries unite? yeah, i felt that

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!

    ★★★★½

    "another device I love in theater is coughing into a handkerchief to show the audience that you are dying" - oh hello (2017)

  • 7 Days in Hell

    7 Days in Hell

    ★★★★

    as someone who doesn't watch game of thrones, is sex scene in the middle of the tennis court basically the show summed up?

  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★★

    Mr. Moseby:
    [shouting] How do you lose a woman?

    Cody Martin:
    You forget to cherish her.

  • Native Son

    Native Son

    ★★★

    ashton sanders takes a job driving white people around…..i don’t like this pattern of moonlight actors entering the green book cinematic universe

  • Unicorn Store

    Unicorn Store

    ★★★★★

    the real magic is that kit got a job in PR overnight and without a degree when in reality i graduate in a month with a degree in PR and political science and none of the almost 100 places i've applied to have given me a yes yet

  • Girls Trip

    Girls Trip

    ★★★

    disney plus???? no. luke cage got canceled because mike colter is a cheater in girls trip (2017)

  • Thunderbirds

    Thunderbirds

    ★★½

    gabriella: t as in troy?

    troy: no dumbass, t as in thunderbirds

  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★

    i’m pretty split about how i feel about this

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★

    shizuku’s out here flexing on the system by crafting a life plan of graduating middle school and writing books while wanting to run off with the love of her life