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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    ½

    I really wanted to like this more but it was so incredibly painful to watch. Like I felt physical pain from having to sit through this. Halfway through I broke down in tears and pleaded to the new Rodrick for mercy. Unfortunately he is an otherworldly being that shows no pity to the mortal soul. I should’ve realized this when the new Susan confiscated the new Rodrick’s phone, to which the new Rodrick exclaimed, “this is totally not cool”, proceeding…

  • The Dancing Pig

    The Dancing Pig

    ★★★½

    Pig was pretty ugly but he sure knew how to cut a rug