Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat ★½

Absolutely unbearable, a collection of Whedonesque jokes and shoehorned catchphrases. The action is actually kind of good, which makes it infuriating that it never lasts more than a few minutes before everything grinds to a halt.

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