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Favorite films

  • The Long Gray Line
  • The Devil, Probably
  • City Lights
  • Floating Weeds

Recent activity

  • Napoleon


  • A Haunting in Venice


  • Sam Morril: Same Time Tomorrow


  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter


Recent reviews

  • The Last Voyage of the Demeter

    The Last Voyage of the Demeter


    a middle chapter, not much to work with, but need one of these thoughtless movies with incoherent direction squandering any merits every once in awhile to reset the palate. looks like shit.

  • Body Snatchers

    Body Snatchers


    you’re never gonna get my soul. never.

Popular reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    sure to be your least favorite critic’s favorite movie of the year.

  • Stowaway



    it's close to getting it. it's setup to rip on the evil, faceless space megacorp that bankrolls this mars expedition. the unseen hand that pulls the strings on these people’s lives. the capitalists that strip safety measures to fit a third body and the safety checks that would have found a concussed fourth. the organizations dispensing with humans to profit a dollar rather than spending a dollar trying to save them. was all ready to give this the benefit of…