Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: Far From Home ★★

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Fuck this was boring, especially watching right after Into the Spider-Verse. 

Ok, so my understanding: between Far From Home and Homecoming, which are separate from Into the Spider-Verse, some blip thing happened in the avengers and some of them died but not all of them and then more of them that did die came back but some of them stayed dead, and that’s all this is about. Tying up loose ends for that story?

Spider-Man is just filler in this; it doesn’t even feel like a Spider-Man movie. Drones instead of mutants is lame. Too long. Action scenes were bleh. When Tom Holland gave the glasses to Jake Gyllenhall, he needed to do some confirmation of the transfer. But when he got them back she was just like aight that’s cool? 

Marisa Tomei as Aunt May still bad. Jake Gyllenhaal was sleepwalking through this - holy shit was he boring. More Zendaya in this one, and Zendaya is good.

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