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Jake Rosenberg’s review published on Letterboxd:
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Quarantine & chill, anyone? Phallic symbol phallic symbol.
Hang on, hold tf up: why is Robert Pattinson freaking tf out? The very existence of Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist proved that Willem was in fact packing it so hard that his shlong was too big & a body double was used in his place. And yet, all those miles of man meat & Edward would rather chop him in the head with an axe than get raw dogged in a rainstorm?
Such a trip every time. I too would fall head over heels down a spiral staircase for this movie 🥰