James Hill

I don’t remember to log or rate every movie I’ve ever seen, sadly

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Recent reviews

  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York


    Kinda boring honestly but the dukes car is soooo sick

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    The kids and the ye olde accents are the scariest parts of this movie.
    And the thought of getting your nipple picked at by a crow, strong image.

Popular reviews

  • Amores Perros

    Amores Perros


    This movie is a perfect 2000s cinematic sandwich. 
    The characters are the protein (meat if you must, tofurkey or eggs for myself, personally), the whole reason you ordered the sandwich, the most prominent flavor. 
    The soundtrack is the lettuce, subtle but brings a punch and a crunch whenever you need.
    The costumes are the tomatoes, juicy and bright. 
    The cinematography is the spread (mustard, mayo, special sauce, whatever you fancy), which occasionally seeps out of the whole construction, and is…

  • Minority Report

    Minority Report


    Either this is the most lit movie of all time or all the poppers I’ve been doing and techno I’ve been listening to since covid have really rotted my brain. 
    Actually... those don’t have to be mutually exclusive.