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  • Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

    ★★★★★

  • It

  • Hands of Purple Distances

    ★★★★★

  • Halloween II

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  • Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

    Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh

    ★★★★★

    who up crying because of an adam sandler comedy special!!1!!1?!?1!???!?

    it’s like if bo burnham was good 

    “Ever wake up at like 4:30 in the morning and you’re like, ‘God damn it. What am I doing up right now?’
    4:30, can’t fall asleep … I’m fucking ruined for the day.
    Ever do one of those things where you go, ‘Let me just get out of bed, and live like those people who always go, ‘Hey, I get up at 4:30…

  • It

    It

    this was worth the prank. loool get 2017’d mf
    and if u aint a hoe get up out my trap houseeeeeee

    smh where was morgan freeman

    the real It was the monsters we made along the way, As you run through my jungles, all you hear is rumbles
    Kanye Wests sample, here's one for example
    i swatted a fly with a belt

    my greatest fear is Misato Katsuragi beating me up-

    NOOOO EPNNY WISE DOTN COME OEVR HERE LOOKIN ALL…

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  • Hands of Purple Distances

    Hands of Purple Distances

    ★★★★★

    logging this so someone hopefully sees this and watches it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🙂 🥰🥰🥰youre welcome, it’s very relatable

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  • The Human Condition I: No Greater Love

    The Human Condition I: No Greater Love

    ★★★★★

    Uh wtf my entry into this daunting film exceeded my expectations- and they were high. A vastly staggering first three hours that captivates through its visuals and that leaves haunting imprints of the titular human condition- those shots of the POW dragging their malnourised bodies up the hill were oooooo great. Kobayashi managed to keep these ambitious first 200 minutes brimming with engagement and so I did not find its length to be a downfall, as I suspected it may…