Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2020 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  |————————————|
  |      CAROLE BASKIN     |
  |   FED HER HUSBAND   |
  |      TO THE TIGERS       |
  |————————————|
            (\__/) ||
            (•ㅅ•) ||
            / 　 づ

  [📽: Netflix]

  [No. 70 /// 2020]

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  Waitress 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Oct 2019 3

  [Chain Reaction Challenge — #6/100]

  What can I say about Waitress that I haven’t already said in an earlier rambling review?

  Well, as it turns out, quite a bit. Because this brilliant film isn’t streaming anywhere anymore, and that’s downright criminal to me. Even worse, its only physical release is an outdated DVD with the most bare-bones of features. So instead of just complaining about it, I decided to complain about it and do something — so I wrote up…

Recent reviews

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  The Way Back 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jul 2021

  Beer. Basketball. Ben Affleck.

  What’s better than this? Just guys being dudes.

  [📽: iTunes]

  [No. 85 /// 2021]

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  Rock of Ages 2012

  ★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2021

  Produced by TOBEY MAGUIRE.

  Written by JUSTIN THEROUX.

  Very, very, very much starring TOM CRUISE.

  Everyone in this movie is clearly having a wonderful fucking time, so why shouldn’t I?

  [📽: iTunes]

  [No. 84 /// 2021]

Popular reviews

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  Megamind 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2018 2

  In a perfect world, Megamind would’ve been the 2010 animated film that got multiple sequels and spin-offs, while Despicable Me just faded into the background. But alas, that’s not the case. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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  John Mulaney: New in Town 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Apr 2018 3

  13-YEAR-OLD: You don’t make enough progress on your watchlist because you watch John Mulaney’s stand-up specials far too often.

  ME: No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!