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  • Moonlight
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  • The Way Back

    ★★★★

  • Rock of Ages

    ★★½

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★

  • Smoke

    ★★★★★

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  • The Way Back

    The Way Back

    ★★★★

    Beer. Basketball. Ben Affleck.

    What’s better than this? Just guys being dudes.

    [📽: iTunes]

    [No. 85 /// 2021]

  • Rock of Ages

    Rock of Ages

    ★★½

    Produced by TOBEY MAGUIRE.

    Written by JUSTIN THEROUX.

    Very, very, very much starring TOM CRUISE.

    Everyone in this movie is clearly having a wonderful fucking time, so why shouldn’t I?

    [📽: iTunes]

    [No. 84 /// 2021]

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  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    ★★★★★

    13-YEAR-OLD: You don’t make enough progress on your watchlist because you watch John Mulaney’s stand-up specials far too often.

    ME: No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★★

    In a perfect world, Megamind would’ve been the 2010 animated film that got multiple sequels and spin-offs, while Despicable Me just faded into the background. But alas, that’s not the case. This is why we can’t have nice things.