Gamera vs. Gyaos ★½

It's not great - much thanks to the Gamera movie's first annoying little shit of a kid that connects with the big turtle. BUT Gyaos (or Gyaosu or Goas, depending on which translation you go with) and the way he perfectly slices planes and buildings apart with his... laser breath? ...is 1000 times more visually interesting than all the Michael Bay explosions combined.