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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★

    you piss off one straight boy and here comes the whole squad. pack it up avengers endgame 🙄

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★

    stop talking to hologram version of ana de armas and take a shower ryan🙄

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  • Mystic River

    Mystic River

    ★★★½

    who’s gonna tell sean penn that screaming isn’t a personality trait

  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★★★★

    women killing gross men is my favorite genre

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  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★

    the fact i found the spaghetti scene the most disturbing cause he had sauce on his lip that he didn’t wipe off sends me

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

    if this gets 30 likes i’ll get saoirse ronan’s birthmark tattooed on my cheek so we can be twins