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The Watermelon Woman 1996

★★★★ Watched by Jared 06 May 2022

tape aesthetic switched between 35mm is my kink
Rosemary's Baby 1968

★★★★ Watched by Jared 05 May 2022

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

literally fantastic up until the final fucking like 4 minutes. she literally figures everything out, spits in cassavete’s face and then a minute later is like “i kinda dig my satan baby” ???????
i get what the book/flick are trying to do but the rules they set up and abide by the entire movie are just chucked out the window the last 5 minutes and it’s utterly fucking annoying for her character to just flip for no reason
Con Air 1997

★★★½ Watched by Jared 04 May 2022

do you love the most amount of one-liners possible jammed into absurd explosions and a nonsense plot, with a dash of cop hatred? just watch this already if you haven’t, fool.
The Lego Batman Movie 2017

★★★½ Watched by Jared 03 May 2022

one big joke making fun of batman and a bunch of DC characters is exactly what i needed
His Girl Friday 1940

★★★★ Watched by Jared 28 Apr 2022 2

who tf was friday??
Scanners 1981

★★★★ Watched by Jared 24 Apr 2022

ngl wanted more heads to explode
Tusk 2014

★★★★★ Rewatched by Jared 23 Apr 2022

IS MAN INDEED A WALRUS AT HEART?

also if you hate this you prob hate fun
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders 1970

★★★★ Watched by Jared 22 Apr 2022

fuck a story, just gimme magical surrealism set in a non descrip eastern euro country with enough philosophy to unpack for days
The Adventures of Pluto Nash 2002

★ Watched by Jared 21 Apr 2022

viscerally terrible bag of shite

money launder situation????
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 1993

★★★★★ Rewatched by Jared 19 Apr 2022

still perfect
Totally Fucked Up 1993

★★★★ Watched by Jared 09 Apr 2022

james duval is the most underrated actor wtf i literally love him
Nowhere 1997

★★★★½ Watched by Jared 06 Apr 2022

acid surrealism and stoner comedy at its finest

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