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Life is too short to be stingy with star ratings! I love all kinds of movies, but horror will always and forever be my first love.

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Seven Samurai
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Shining

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  • Mother's Day

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  • Black and White

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  • The Creator

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  • Nightmare

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  • Mother's Day

    Mother's Day

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    This is one of those movies that had a VHS box that tantalized me as a kid, but for whatever reason I never actually rented it. Didn’t actually see it until about 15 years ago, and…I didn’t like it?

    Anyway, I was wrong because this movie rocks. A female trio of longtime friends are terrorized on a camping trip by a crazy old woman and her two degenerate sons.

    Sounds like a fairly boilerplate Texas Chain Saw MassacreΒ rip-off, but it’s…

  • Black and White

    Black and White

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    I was really into this movie back when it came out, but I hadn’t watched it in many, many years. I was a little worried going in this time because I had a feeling it must have aged very poorly (plus all the deeply troubling allegations against director James Toback), but I’m glad to report that I was wrong! It’s a product of its time for sure, but in a way that’s instantly transporting and rather provocative and challenging in…

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  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I've got way too many feelings (all of them positive) stirring around inside of me having just seen this phenomenally entertaining remake/tribute to write a proper review, so I'm just going to list some of the many things I love about it.

    I love...

    1. ...the fact that it pays significant tribute to both 1981's landmark EVIL DEAD and 1987's absurdly creative EVIL DEAD II, in a number of interesting ways while also containing many great surprises of its own.…

  • The Fly

    The Fly

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    It's been a Cronenberg family kind of day, what can I say?

    How can a movie simultaneously be one of the most viscerally disturbing monster movies ever AND one of the most heartbreaking, tragic love stories of the 1980s? It's a rarity to find a movie that hits so squarely on all intended marks (scares, suspense, gross-out moments, special effects, emotional intensity...), but David Cronenberg's still-stunning remake of THE FLY (oh yeah, it's also one of the greatest remakes of…