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~findlay🔮🔪 has written 47 reviews for films during 2015.

  • The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    aka SHOUT MAD FUCKEN SHIT: THE MOVIE

  • Manhunter

    Manhunter

    ★★★★★

    the most stylish, compelling and beautiful crime thriller ever made. ill probably write a big honkin review about it later but for now, ill jist say its a fucking classic

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    I will never tire of this

  • Pixels

    Pixels

    ½

    total utter horseshit

  • Nekromantik 2

    Nekromantik 2

    why would anyone kid themselves on that this is good

  • The Mill at Calder's End

    The Mill at Calder's End

    ★★★★½

    fucking unreal. atmospheric marionettes. i mean fuck how did they do something like this SO WELL

  • RoboCop 3

    RoboCop 3

    ★★★½

    bland cinematography actually holds this back from being a really fucking great film

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    ★★★

    LOL!!!!!!! GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! WORST FILM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    not even close. the most annoying thing about this film is the first half hour is archive footage flashbacks of the first SNDN. See if they made a full blown film about Ricky? it would be so much better. The guy that plays him is so fucking fascinating to watch.

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★

    yer man fae good charlotte has hunners of TNBC tattoos so automatically the film is a lump of hard piss

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love

    ½

    why in the name of fuck do i watch this heinous film every single fucking christmas

  • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    ★★★★

    Part courtroom drama, part jailbreak, part whodunnit, part action film.

    Man, the cast are old as fuckin dirt itself but they still manage to make their 60's look like fun

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    ★½

    Genuinely dreadful from the shite visuals to the shite directionless story to the shite ending to the shite directing

    of course shatner would make a star trek film where he meets god and is an ARSEHOLE tae him