• Jackass: The Movie

    Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★

    still yet to see spike jonze create a body of work as good as this

  • Marguerite

    Marguerite

    ★★★½

    marguerite gives new life to the phrase 'being born in the wrong generation', as we watch an elderly woman form a connection with her nurse, giving her closure of a lifetime of desires. i can’t imagine how painful it must be for elderly gay men and woman watching the world be so accepting to a feeling they had to suppress to live in peace, and i have immense privilege to exist in an era where I can live my life…

  • About Time

    About Time

    ★★★½

    if this film got one thing accurate its moving from cornwall/devon to london and trying to appreciate the everyday while you spend £6.80 on lunch from pret

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

    so i want the looney tunes to cover, i want the looney tunes halftime, i want lebron points and rebounds

    it's the dumbest fuckin' bet I ever heard of

    i disagree, i disagree gary

  • Freeze

    Freeze

    ★★★½

    freeze takes the viewer on a rollercoaster of fear for running out of time, parental pressure and post-relationship trauma. irregular storytelling keeps the short interesting and a host of quirky characters in vibrant set design stand apart from a crowd of medical thrillers. subtlety isn’t something to be found in freeze which lends itself nicely to the runtime, though I’d love to see a feature version of this one day with more time to pack an emotional punch.

    watch on argo

  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars

    ★★

    you know, im something of an author myself

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    ★★½

    this film has FIVE (5) hiding in/coming out the closet jokes

  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★

    babe 2: nick in the city

  • The Princess Diaries

    The Princess Diaries

    ★★★½

    this was the blueprint for the episode of the crown season 4 when the queen teaches diana how to be a royal

  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ★★★

    witch, bitch, twitch
    motherfucking right this is 1666

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★★★

    do you think hobbs and shaw ever explored eachothers bodies

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★

    considering this film was 6 years in development, they really thought they could get away with russian the script