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  • The Lady Eve

    The Lady Eve


    A very charming and surprisingly sexy comedy! Though I had higher expectations, I thoroughly enjoyed watching this movie. I love Barbara Stanwyck so much, her acting is top notch. That woman knew how to work! I have to say I was disappointed with Henry Fonda, I did not think he very funny at all. The idiot schtick got old after a while. Every time I looked at him it was like looking into Jane’s face, she literally has her dads face. And wow! So much innuendo, I couldn’t believe it. I thought Barbara was going to burn through the camera film🎞 .

  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet


    Though I get older, the shine on Baz Luhrmann films never seems to fade. I had to review a movie for my humanities class and my teacher said we could watch Romeo and Juliet but only this version so yeah she’s pretty cool. The last time I watched this I was the same age as Claire Danes was and now I’m 2 years older ;( No matter how old I get or how cynical, this movie always touches that hopeless…

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  • Joker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow that was SOMETHING. Not at all what I was expecting... I will have to stew on this for a while. From someone who’s spent a week completely immersed in the campy 90’s Batman movies this is such a shock. Joaquin Phoenix did a really good job and his performance was completely separate from the previous joker’s in a good way. This movie is such a slow burn but paid off in the end. The score was amazing and the…

  • Metropolis



    Never have I seen such a beautiful and wonderful film like this. It amazes me how they did so much so early in cinema. The set was so amazing and Freder and his outfit were so cute. I loved every minute of this big robot messianic movie!