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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    A guy in a cryptocurrency telegram group I’m in (it’s ok I hate myself) had been talking up this movie for the past week so I decided to watch it. As part of his pitch he said “It’s directed by Zack Snyder... food for thought” and I still don’t know what that means.

    Tig Notaro essentially clipping through the scenery because they had to completely add her to the movie in reshoots made me laugh every time she was on screen (first time for everything etc). Am I saying that makes the suffering Chris D’elia’s victims went through worth it? I would never. Get a grip!

  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ½

    I would kill to see the emails from execs on this movie.

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  • Derek DelGaudio's In & of Itself

    Derek DelGaudio's In & of Itself

    ½

    I knew I was going to hate this. Let me tell you why. In 2011 my 15 year old brother was a contestant on Penn & Teller’s Fool Us. A camera crew came to our house to film interviews with me, my mum and my dad, to play before my brother’s act. When it was my turn to be interviewed I told the truth, which is that I don’t like magic. The cameraman and producer tried to get me to say something,…

  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    I’ve noticed a trend online recently where people say a movie is “horny” and get 10k likes. This isn’t out yet but I’m going to pre-emptively declare it the most horny movie of the year.