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  • The Father
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  • Last Seen Alive

    ★★★

  • Ferdinand the Bull

  • Wynken, Blynken & Nod

  • Clown of the Jungle

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  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    Imagine devoting the next 50 years of your life to personally loathing everyone in your hometown because you got roasted in front of your second grade crush when you were 8

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★★★

    Jake Gyllenhaal talking on the phone? Make that Jake Gyllencall

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  • Friends with Benefits

    Friends with Benefits

    ★★★

    Emma Stone has less than 10 lines in this movie and 5 of them are:

    Here’s an idea, next time instead of being late just shit on my face because it’s kind of the same idea as missing ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’

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    Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass…

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★½

    If the movie doesn’t end with Elsie Fisher signing off gucci👌 then WHAT’S THE POINT