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  • Independence Day: Resurgence

    Independence Day: Resurgence

    Dumb. Almost hilariously dumb but not quite self aware enough. Good ol' Roland was mostly just bored by cashing in, it seems.

  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    ★★

    Pretty. Pretty to look at and pretty boring.

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    ★★★★

    Can we please talk about how this is basically all Jiminy Cricket’s fault? I mean, good call on that Blue Fairy for giving the role of Pinocchio’s conscience to the first thing available, without any background checks, without any inquiries about Jiminy’s experience and motivation. But, once bestowed with the task of guiding naïve freshling Pinocchio, Jiminy is completely useless. He’s much more concerned with being a perv, hitting on everything remotely female including some of Gepetto’s music box figurines.…

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    Oh boy, what a lovely day! I try not to be one of those people who sneeze at anything "blockbuster," anything "tentpole," anything heavy on special effects. I enjoy quite a few of these films, even though I always feel they could've easily been better.

    And in comes George Miller like a summer-movie wrecking ball, reminding each and everyone who witnesses the wonder that is "Fury Road" how embarrassingly quick we used to give ordinary summer movies a pass. An…