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  • Get Carter

    Get Carter


    "I'm the villain in the family, remember?"

    Get Carter didn't completely grab me from the start. I liked it more as it went along, with the second half being more engaging for me. It wasn't quite enough to make me like the movie overall though. Michael Caine is good throughout, but I wish the film had done a better job of pulling me in during the first half.


  • Son of the Mask

    Son of the Mask


    "There was a baby, born of The Mask!"

    Terrible, as I expected. It's one of those that you can at least laugh at though and I imagine it would be kind of enjoyable to watch with friends or family, so you can make fun of it together.


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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    "I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."- Nick Dunne

    This is a hard film to talk about without spoiling, but I'll give it a try. David Fincher is one of my all time favorite directors, so as soon as this film was announced I was looking forward to it. Then the first trailer was released and I was even more excited. Then the reviews started coming out and everyone was loving and I was dying to…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    No raccoons or tree creatures were harmed during the making of this film.
    ^(Yes it actually says that at the end of the credits and I was the only one who noticed in my family)

    "You said it yourself bitch, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy."- Peter Quill (aka: Star Lord)

    I fucking hate people. This was one of the worst audiences I have ever had the opportunity to watch a film with. A bunch of stupid little kids had…