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Alan Smithee is the worlds greatest director and I’ll die on that hill.
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Reservoir Dogs 1992
The year is 2051. A 78 year old Quentin Tarantino has finally finished his magnum opus - Double V Vega, starring completely CGI and vocoded 20-something year old versions of Michael Madsen and John Travolta. The dual-prequel to both Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction is streamed directly into the brains of every human on planet Earth through the Disney/Viacom/Comcast+++ app that comes standard with each Covid-46 vaccine implant chip. God is dead, and we killed him.
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Hard Candy 2005
If you can get past the ugly mid-2000s color pallet and the nauseating shaky cam you’ve got a pretty okay movie here.
Page and Wilson give mostly solid and sometimes even stellar performances, it’s just a bummer they’re dragged down by mediocre visuals and a first-draft script.
