Lightyear ★★

As if this wasn’t put directly onto Disney plus. A bland, creatively devoid space adventure that exists purely to shift merch and improve shareholder dividends. 

Outside of feline robot sidekick SOX none of the characters pop with Lightyear coming across as an even bigger dork than he was in the Toy Story series.

If, as the film posits, this is the movie that blew Andy’s mind back in 1995 that kid suffers from a serious lack of imagination and I judge him harshly for abandoning the rest of his toys for this space doofus.

Shiteyear. Even my 5 year old son wanted out with 20 minutes left.

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