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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time


    Some people are born just so that they can be buried.

    You won’t believe this but it’s true. In, The Devil All the Time, Haley Bennett marries Pennywise and they give birth to Spider-Man. And then Dudley Dursley impregnates Alice from Wonderland and they have a daughter. Then Dudley kills Alice with a screwdriver only to later on be shot in the head by John Connor! Meanwhile Pennywise and his wife and their dog Jack all die leaving Spider-Man and Alice’s…

  • For Your Eyes Only

    For Your Eyes Only


    “Courage is no match for an unfriendly shoe.”
    ~ James Bond

    HBO and the first cable box had just come out! I was ten and three quarters and MTV was just a few days old! The year was 1981 and, For Your Eyes Only was the newest installment from the Bond canon. A year later it was on HBO.
    Because of the way that Home Box Office was set up back then, movies for any particular month would play at least…

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    I shouldn’t like this movie! I didn’t like this movie. For an hour and a half I hated it. I mean come on! How can you like Adam Sandler‘s character?! He was grating and loquacious, a frenetic wart on the butt of society! There was nothing admirable or honest or salvageable about his soul or the cheeseparing world he lived in! 
    And yet...
    I found myself rooting for him in the end! Against all odds, I liked him. For the…

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London


    I didn’t mean to call you meatloaf Jack!”
    ~ David Kessler

    Never more did two coats deserve a co-starring role than the two worn by Jack Goodman and David Kessler! Red and some variation of brown! And oh how they glistened out there on the moors of Yorkshire under a full moon; lightly dappled in rain leavings!
    Also a co-staring role goes to the greatest Mickey Mouse figurine ever that was!

    But minus those wet coats which almost bloomed in the…