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  My Bloody Valentine 1981

  ★★★ Watched by josiah 20 Oct 2021

  balances camp and genuinely terrifying beats (that montage towards the end !) surprisingly well. i like how this takes an absurd concept and takes it 100% seriously, hazy, smoky gothic atmosphere, gory ass kills and all, while still retaining enough self awareness to not come across as farcial. one of my new favorite slashers fasho

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  Altered States 1980

  ★★★★ Watched by josiah 20 Oct 2021

  "what i know but can't see."

  primordial psychedelia.

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  Black Mirror: Striking Vipers 2019

  ★★ Watched by josiah 05 Jun 2019 7

  super smash bros lol

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  The Kissing Booth 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by josiah 13 Jun 2018 4

  The Kissing Booth...where do I begin?

  This movie transcends all others that dared to come before it; it skillfully snipes down movies like Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather or Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, turning them into meaningless stains of foolishness on the tapestry of cinema. The Kissing Booth is the The Room of good movies, yet it still manages to outshine amateur efforts like The Shawshank Redemption or Citizen Kane. It doesn't take a Forrest Gump or Will Hunting to comprehend…