The Kissing Booth...where do I begin?

This movie transcends all others that dared to come before it; it skillfully snipes down movies like Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather or Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, turning them into meaningless stains of foolishness on the tapestry of cinema. The Kissing Booth is the The Room of good movies, yet it still manages to outshine amateur efforts like The Shawshank Redemption or Citizen Kane. It doesn't take a Forrest Gump or Will Hunting to comprehend…